Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Potato.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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