whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock Knock Come in

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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