What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Alt F4

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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NASCAR

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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