Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Turn around.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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