Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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