Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

A: Knock knock. B: <>

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

space is fun

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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