What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Is this a chair?

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Hi.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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poop

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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