- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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