What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Wats a joke?

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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i love antijokes

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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black people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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