- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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