How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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No it isn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what is big and white? the moon

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Hippopatomous!

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