- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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