Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Joe Biden

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kiss me?

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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penis

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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