- Anti Joke

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.