What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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where are you?

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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womens rights

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