- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Do you know what they say? Words

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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