Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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