Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Ebola

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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