How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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