- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What is the difference between a duck?

What time is it? 10:58

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's up? The sky.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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