- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

That's Racist

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

why?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Homework.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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