How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

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