Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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your mom

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Womens rights

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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OBAMA

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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