AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Hippopatomous!

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Cancer.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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this is gay

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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a black father

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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