whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Chuck Norris.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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