A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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