What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Hello

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Enchilada

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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