What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

what do you call a black man named mike

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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