what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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read this

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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women's rights

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

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