Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Paul Dylan King!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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potatoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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