- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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