- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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