Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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boobs

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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