Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Womens' rights.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Why was Timmy sad?

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

women have rights

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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