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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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don't look behind you

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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A black guy with his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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