your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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BWAT

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Black Veil Brides.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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