What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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