ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Anti Joke

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