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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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maddie latino

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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It's long!

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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