Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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a black father

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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asparagus

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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