- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Chuck Norris died.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

My mom just died....

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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