What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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