What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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poop

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Blarg

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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