Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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