What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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