Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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