2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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maddie latino

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I can't think of a joke!

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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