- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Can I touch it?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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