A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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9/11

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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