Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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im a selling a car

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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GONNA

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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