Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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hot diggity dog

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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