what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A Banana wrote this...

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Your Mom

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ballsack

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Jared Gough is a slut

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