Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Obama

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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