Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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a black guy leaves prison

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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