Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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