Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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c+t+c?

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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