your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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DOWN

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Enchilada

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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