- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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