Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

weiner? balls

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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