Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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womens rights

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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