A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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