Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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"Up to 50% off."

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cory is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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