- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

whats white and gooy liguid goop

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

How old is victor? Old

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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