There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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minecraft

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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¿melano?

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Your mom

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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