How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whos gay? you are

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

thumb_up thumb_down -14

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Chuck norris survived rapture.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops