OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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