- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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