Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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