- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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