- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's cold and icy? Ice

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Your mother

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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